Moustache Envy

For the past two years, around Movember each year, health professionals across the UK have started to notice a spike in cases of what is commonly known as Moustache Envy.

Sufferers of Moustache Envy are often riddled with feelings of regret for not having grown a Mo, stuck with the smell of shaving cream under their nose because they didn’t make an effort for the cause, and a niggling sense of professional inadequacy because their Mo Bro colleagues seem to be getting the largest slice of cake on Fridays.

Socially it’s no better. Sufferers of Moustache Envy are forced to stand by while their Mo Bro mates are showered with attention on the streets and they endure long lonely nights while Mo Bro mates hang at cool parties and compare their new Mo styles.

None of these sufferers have Mo’s. All of them had the chance.

Avoid Moustache Envy this Movember http://uk.movember.com/register/

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